So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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