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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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