How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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