Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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