Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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