why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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