Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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