Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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