I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
