if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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