Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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