I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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