So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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