What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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