No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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