Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She bit a glass in half.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
