I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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