Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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