no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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