Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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