you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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