It's Friday. Sex?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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