GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
