I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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