Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You were trust falling into bushes
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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