It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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