I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
We got so high we made milksteak
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
