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I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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