we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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