party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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