these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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