Tell her she can't have a vagina
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
