Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
