He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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