wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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