He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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