I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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