you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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