doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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