She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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