i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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