I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
operation harelip BJ is a go
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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