honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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