i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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