Don't make out with my wife yet
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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