im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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