if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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