Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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