even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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