real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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