And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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