I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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