so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i think we sleep fucked last night...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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