You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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