I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i need some magic done to my vagina
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
