can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
they need to just BURY HIM!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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