Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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